evan keepin his eye on the streets
deck the halls with parts of bodies fa la lala la la la la laa
the look like they’re posing for a early 2000s rap album cover.
"If a writer falls in love with you, you can never die."-(via bl-ossomed)
i’ve got some kind of allergic reaction going on and my face is breaking out in a bad rash and my mom is freaking out and wants to take me to the ER and my dad was like “let’s not make any rash decisions” and we high fived and now my mom is yelling at us
[leaves this here and backs away]
that guy in class who constantly adds irrelevant and stupid comments during the lecture
Life is like a pair of pants. Some days you find money in the pocket, and other days your belt loop catches on the doorknob of your classroom and you take out three desks and a foreign exchange student as you stumble in.
this will always be my favourite post on tumblr ever ok