80% exhaustion 10% sarcasm 20% dont care
that’s 110 percent
20% of me doesn’t care
this is the best thing that appeared on my dash today
can’t…stop…laughing…
KRANKENWAGEN
I CANT BREATHE
(Source: polynumerous)
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
hello, is this mcdonalds? ah yes, i would like to make reservations for 2
highlights from jelly belly’s ‘literally eat shit, we hate you’ line of flavors
it literally tastes like pencil shavings its not funny it was traumatic
i remember they did a little russian roulette type of game with these
It was called BeanBoozled
if i’ve ever liked you or had a crush on you
you must be pretty special and done something right bc i hate 95% of humanity
(Source: lordcheeky)
why is a girl smoking considered soft grunge
why is anything considered soft grunge
what is soft grunge
(Source: vaginaldeodorant)



