“I like clothes now. I have more energy. I sleep better. My sex drive is up. Blood’s flowing. I’m less susceptible to impulse. I’m in a different mode. When I was way out of shape, the idea of using whitening strips on my teeth seemed terrible. I have to do that every day? I’ll never do it. What you want is instant results when you’re out of shape. You want your teeth whitened in 45 minutes with the use of lasers. But when you’re in shape, you know it’s the result of doing a little bit every day. Moments aren’t just moments. A moment might be a week or a month. So instead of Boy, I’d love to eat this hamburger right now, I’m considering a little further into the future. I’m thinking, I eat that hamburger and that’s 1,200 calories, and I’m gonna work out tomorrow and lose 800 calories. I may as well eat a salad here, still do that workout, and then I’m actually making progress.” — Chris Pratt
This just motivated the fuck out of me.
Chris Pratt is my new god
i love him
take me to expensive restaurants so I can take selfies in their beautiful bathrooms
If the point of the Big Bang Theory was to show that male nerds can be just as sexist as male jocks then well done I guess
Friend: If you had a superpower, which one would you choose?
wtf you mean real women have curves? all women are real women
THIS IS IMPORTANT
the music gets me every fucking time omg
*white person voice* so like are you…what like… cultur—like…what ethnic—like…what type of like—what are…where are you from?
i dont talk about my life that much so heres an update: i am still cute and very cool
he keeps getting stuck in the couch
this is my dog brian stuck in our couch in case u missed it
i told a boy i liked his hair today in class and he laughed a little and could hardly say “thanks” and then buried his head in his hands the second i turned around i think i made him flustered omg
well aren’t you the casanova
I told a boy he wore the same cologne as my dad while we were making out and he asked me to leave
"foreign names are so complicated!!"
coming from people who have 50 ways to spell ashley